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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by The Four Horsemens Merch Store is Out of Stock and Excuses

  They all agreed to meet on Zoom and then forgot the password.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by see the latest update

  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by learn the truth behind the headlines

  Turns out the end of the world is coming... it’s just buffering.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by check the timeline of events

  Death tried to collect my soul but couldn’t find parking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:02 posted by read related satire

  The apocalypse is now in beta.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:02 posted by view the original coverage

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:01 posted by get the complete breakdown

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:00 posted by see the latest update

  Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:59 posted by get the inside scoop

  Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:59 posted by Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze

  Famine is on sabbatical to “study scarcity in artisanal cheese.”